As you know Adele , Willie was my tax advisor as well as my friend and he was always giving me a row for not keeping receipts etc . He maintained I was wasting money and he said he hated waste . We regularly played snooker and on snooker days Willie would go into a local cafe and have the full Scottish breakfast . One day at the snooker having played for a few hours and consumed a few pints , Willie asked me if I was peckish and as the snooker hall has an excellent menu I said that I could manage a wee snack . Willie said " Do you fancy a bacon toastie ? " to which I said " Yes please " Willie then pulled out of his pocket an unwrapped bacon and toast sandwich which he had been unable to eat from his breakfast saying " Never waste anything Geordie